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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. - Samuel Beckett

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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