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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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