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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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