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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison


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