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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A man that has had his fill is no eater. - Spain Proverb

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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