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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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