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Staircase Closet

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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