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Souped Up Car

My buddy keeps telling me how souped up his car is

Souped Up Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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