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Solving World Problems

Are you talking to each other?

Solving World Problems thanks to Roy Taylor

Understanding each other's point of view can lead to better relationships

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Problems are opportunities with thorns on them. - Hugh Miller

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. - Jim Carrey

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up. - Robert Mankoff

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

People think I'm too patronizing. That means I talk down to people. - Unknown

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. - Franklin P. Jones

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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