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Solar Charging

Finding a place to plug in your solar-powered car

Solar Charging thanks to Mike King

Harness power from the sun with a solar panel charger

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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