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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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