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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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