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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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