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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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