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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker


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