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Lookin' this good wears you out

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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