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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie


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