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Wool you be my best friend?

Sheepish Grin thanks to Mike King

How are ewe today?

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers


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