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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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