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Shark Week Theme Song

Closing out Shark Week with a final catch of the week

Shark Week Theme Song thanks to Brad Kemph

Online sheet music with underwater lyrics

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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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