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Shadow Junk Art

One man's junk is another man's artistic treasure

Shadow Junk Art thanks to Barry McCartney

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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