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Sewing Sculpture

3D Sculptures made of suspended sewing buttons

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sew What? Sewing the seeds of inspiration

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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