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Sewing Sculpture

3D Sculptures made of suspended sewing buttons

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sew What? Sewing the seeds of inspiration

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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