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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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