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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider. - Robert Frost

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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