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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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