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No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

No man is an island,
Entire of itself - John Donne

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Orthodoxy is my doxy; heterodoxy is another man's doxy. - William Warburton

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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