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Scientific Driving Test

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

The man ain't got a regleamin' feature. - Archie Bunker

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis


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