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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. - Joe Clark

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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