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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many bugs will you eat this year?

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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