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Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. - James Caballero

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

The fact is there are few more popular subjects than mathematics. Most people have some appreciation of mathematics, just as most people can enjoy a pleasant tune. - Godfrey Hardy

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

One of the big misapprehensions about mathematics that we perpetrate in our classrooms is that the teacher always seems to know the answer to any problem that is discussed. - Leon Henkin


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