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How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. - Thomas Aquinas


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