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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell


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