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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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