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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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