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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco


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