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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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