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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

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