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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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