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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

People, some good, some bad, but in the long run we come out even. - Jan Hittle

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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