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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

In the long run we are all dead. - John Maynard Keynes

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Anyone can run 20 miles. It's the next six that count. - Barry Magee

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton


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