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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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