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Road Totals

A road rage driver's running tally

Road Totals thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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