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Road Totals

A road rage driver's running tally

Road Totals thanks to Keith Blake

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger


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