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Respect For Grapes

When grapes make the ultimate sacrifice

Respect For Grapes thanks to Howard Chapman

The best grapes for Sauvignon Blanc wine

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. - Lao-Tzu

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide


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