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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

We didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

To achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. - Tom Robbins

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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