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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

To achieve the marvelous, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. - Tom Robbins

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?"
Rick Blaine: "If I gave you any thought I probably would." - Rick Blaine

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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