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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell

We didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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