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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. - H L Mencken

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was. - Rex Harrison

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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