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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

After age seventy it’s patch, patch, patch. - Jimmy Stewart

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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