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Reducing Soap

How to reduce double chins and superfluous body fat

Reducing Soap thanks to Howard Chapman

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Edith, at my age I don't need roughage - I need smoothage. - Archie Bunker

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

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