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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. - WC Fields

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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