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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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