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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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