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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

Forget positive thinking, try positive action

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

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