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Fate is character. - William Winter

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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