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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin


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