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Questionable Building

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer. - Aryeh Frimer

always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question - e e cummings

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

It is not enough to be busy. The question is what are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

The most basic question is not what is best, but who shall decide what is best. - Thomas Sowell

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. - Mark Twain

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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