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Questionable Building

Architect balances aesthetic appeal with practical considerations

Questionable Building thanks to Ken Ward

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question - e e cummings

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. - Mark Twain

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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