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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer. - Aryeh Frimer

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

It is not enough to be busy. The question is what are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is "Yes." - Leonard Bernstein

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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