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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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