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Portable Lawn Mower

New organic, biodegradable method to mow the lawn

Portable Lawn Mower thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Agricultural mower with green grass gas option

Lawn Mowers on sale from power mowers to push mowers, but this one cuts the grass itself

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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