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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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