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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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