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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper


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