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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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