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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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