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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump


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