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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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