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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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