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Pick Your Fate

Warning indicators for too-fast drivers

Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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