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Pick Your Fate

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Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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