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Pick Your Fate

Warning indicators for too-fast drivers

Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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