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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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