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Passageway

Trail signs for walking people

Passageway thanks to Roy Turkington

Sign that the disabled pathway is under construction

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There is as much ingenuity in making an felicitous application of an passage as in being the author of it. - St. Evremond

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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