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Party Direction Sign

Pointing the way to a barn-burner of a party

Party Direction Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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