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Palestine Regifting

A Palestinian protester returns a tear gas canister to Israeli troops

Palestine Regifting thanks to Keith Blake

Returning the homeland favour

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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