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Open Position

Mom thinks someone's missing in this relationship

Open Position thanks to Roy Taylor

Expecting someone new in the family?

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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