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Open Position

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Open Position thanks to Roy Taylor

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. - Unknown

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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