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One Tough Lady!

Woman stops Grizzly attack with 25 calibre pistol - a hiker's bold story of survival in the wild

One Tough Lady! thanks to Barry McCartney

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a woman with an itsy bitsy shooter, against a fierce predator. What is the smallest calibre you trust to protect yourself? It's the Beretta Jetfire.

One Tough Lady! thanks to Barry McCartney

While out hiking in Alberta with my husband, we were surprised by a huge female grizzly bear. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my husband’s knee cap was all it took. The bear got him, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

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Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

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Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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