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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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