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All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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