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Wildlife photography is more than the act of taking wildlife photographs

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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