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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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