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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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