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Wood carvings for fallen forest idols

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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