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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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