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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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