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Nose Knocker

Facing an antique door knob

Nose Knocker thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'pick my nose to enter' house

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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