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There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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